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08 May 2011 @ 04:04 am
From Twitter 05-07-2011  

  • 02:18:29: @MadSports8 True story -- for the longest time my friend didn't know Jeter was biracial and thought he was just addicted to tanning
  • 02:19:44: @TrippingOlney if you do, can you tell us what he answers for how many colors are in Tim McCarver's hairpiece?
  • 02:21:24: It's challenging to stand up for yourself now, especially if a... More for Pisces http://twittascope.com/?sign=12
  • 02:32:57: @MadSports8 I couldn't stop laughing after she told me. I still dunno what made her think that
  • 14:44:51: Dang I spy a signed Miguel Cabrera Marlins jersey here for 49.99 (from 03) @justjohnsonya @saribel93 @mezzygirl
  • 14:46:23: Jersey in question http://yfrog.com/hsnx6fmj
  • 17:46:14: what is the shortest amount of time between no-hitters?
  • 18:24:35: My sister has the most annoying laugh in the world...goddammit can she just shut up...
  • 19:10:18: @dshires4 Don't mean to be a spoilsport but it was done by the Divynyls, not Blondie...unless if she did a cover version w/o my knowledge
  • 21:16:00: I just saw a Stub Hub ad that I think was directed by @TrippingOlney or was a fantasy of his.
  • 21:16:45: RT @GlobeChadFinn: I've never bought the notion that Mike Breen is anti-Celtic. But he's definitely anti-clue.
  • 21:59:32: OMG IGLESIAS?!?! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
  • 23:06:54: @maggiesox Who knew he had quite the sense of humor?
  • 23:07:58: @maggiesox All I hope is that Weekend Update mentions something about the Correspondent's Dinner.
  • 23:47:38: @shan_cake It sounds like Taylor Swift as a goat.
  • 23:48:49: @maggiesox I bet there was one that just consisted of Kristen Wiig running around like an idiot and someone then yelling whore repeatedly
  • 23:58:46: why didn't you just go the whole Psycho route instead of insinuating it, SNL?!

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